Driving in San Francisco - Trying to

Not necessarily in the the correct order but all within an 8 hour period...

1) locked up brakes on Bay Bridge - traffic stopped completely in front of me from 30-0 - bay bridge surprise
2) mission bus creeps over centerline on left (oncoming) while taxi on right swerves into my lane to avoid parallel parking car - mission street sandwich
3) dork rides my ass at stop sign swerving around my right - blows the stop sign - nearly flattens pedestrian crossing street - pedestrian flip off
4) Divisadro needs repaving - teeth chattering shortcut
5) Parked, checked for bicycles and my rear mirror, opened my door - approaching overflowing pickup with cardboard boxes - driver purposely hits accelerator to try and rile me for not waiting for him to pass - divisadero dickhead
6) Starbucks 18th and Bryant - moron parked in front of store at intersection gets in his car and does a quick u turn (well almost) without bothering to drive down to the next intersection, nearly causing a car to collide with him (horn blown) - starfuck
7) Muni, Bart, Cab, Skateboard, Walk, Bicycle, anything but drive in San Francisco.